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  1. Thread: Jokes 2011/07

    by Dave
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    A mature (over 70) lady gets pulled over for ...

    A mature (over 70) lady gets pulled over for speeding...
    Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?

    Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding.

    Older Woman: Oh, I see.

    Officer: ...
  2. Thread: CUHome

    by Dave
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    Be careful that you don't run foul of the...

    Be careful that you don't run foul of the entrenched taxi operator business - that can get messy.
    Encroach on the perceived territory of a minibus taxi driver and you'd think you were back in the...
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    It's great if you take advantage. If you can...

    It's great if you take advantage.

    If you can organize any sort of foreign income which is paid in dollars now is the time to cash in.
    An internet business of some sort with foreign customers is...
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    Damn that's horrible, but unfortunately that's...

    Damn that's horrible, but unfortunately that's also the way life goes.
    Only those who have experienced the loss of a loved one - be it human or feline, can understand.
    There are births with great...
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    Came across a Joomla / Wordpress comparison chart...

    Came across a Joomla / Wordpress comparison chart which may be of interest:...
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    As long as you have the time for a steep learning...

    As long as you have the time for a steep learning curve, take a good look at Joomla. Just download one of the many plugins to give you magazine-format capabilities.
    As for a shopping cart - first...
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    When wild rockers get old, it seems there is "a...

    When wild rockers get old, it seems there is "a whole lot of love".
    Nice video.
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    Debate? Did that come out of Mark's typewriter? I...

    Debate? Did that come out of Mark's typewriter? I thought he well and truly canned the idea after our one and only official debate in twothousandandvoetsak.

    Anyway, welcome Malcolm. Most of us in...
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    The corollary to this is the scary one... If one...

    The corollary to this is the scary one... If one doesn't invest in the ANC... ?
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    Now there's a thought... This must surely be...

    Now there's a thought...
    This must surely be next phase in progressive "affirmative action":
    If you have a few hundred-thousand in your bank account, you are probably white n' wealthy. Since the...
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    If Dogs were Teachers

    If dogs were the teachers, you would learn stuff like:


    When loved ones come home, always run to greet them.
    Never pass up the opportunity to go for a joyride.
    Let fresh air and the wind in...
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    If it's a USB mouse, this won't help anyway, so...

    If it's a USB mouse, this won't help anyway, so don't worry about it.

    First, try two tests.
    1] Plug the mouse into a different USB port. Switch off the pc, Pull the mains plug out and wait 5...
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    A globe on a table

    A globe on a table
  14. Thread: Why 1time failed

    by Dave
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    Is that even allowed? I thought there was a...

    Is that even allowed? I thought there was a curfew for flights over residential areas below a certain height???
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    Presumably it is a PS2 mouse?. If so, check that...

    Presumably it is a PS2 mouse?. If so, check that you have plugged the mouse into the pale green PS2 socket. The violet socket is for the keyboard.
    If it is a serial port mouse, check that the serial...
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    Poll: Neville, you really are producing some good stuff...

    Neville, you really are producing some good stuff recently. Keep it up.
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    I would vent my spleen at the landlord in no...

    I would vent my spleen at the landlord in no uncertain terms.
    Real Bummer.
    Hope your one casualty (the dog) is OK. Please take him to the Vet for a checkup and send the bill to the landlord.
    But...
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    What is the reason for this cussedness? Did you...

    What is the reason for this cussedness? Did you annoy his fragile self esteem? or is there some directive?
  19. A MESSAGE FROM THE QUEEN on the completion of your last and final election

    To the citizens of the United States of America from Her Sovereign Majesty
    Queen Elizabeth II

    In light of your failure in recent years to nominate competent candidates
    for President of the USA...
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    I never got to see the actual payment...

    I never got to see the actual payment confirmation, but I did indeed printscreen the previous page which indicated that a payment instruction had been sent.
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    Cat Lover or Not, this is Hysterical!

    - I believe it is even true!- An incident from over the waters...

    We've all had trouble with our animals, but I don't think anyone can top this one:

    Calling in sick to work makes me...
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    Thanks Neville for confirming that the fault is...

    Thanks Neville for confirming that the fault is not on my side.I'm sure Frank will think of some conspiracy theory :cool:

    Sorry, Frank, I know you are not feeling light-hearted at the moment, but...
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    Cant Print Payment page with SARS VAT e-filing

    Today is VAT day for me.
    I did my thing on SARS e-filing, and after I had made payment I pressed the "Print Confirmation" button.
    This usually works fine and I get a pretty printout which dutifully...
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    Sticky: Tim The video was indeed excellent. You need to...

    Tim
    The video was indeed excellent.
    You need to remember that (apparently) research has shown that the size of the Twitter message, which is also very close to the size of a Google adwords Advert,...
  25. Nikki There have been a lot of bank spoofs going...

    Nikki
    There have been a lot of bank spoofs going round at the moment - particularly those purporting to be from ABSA.
    Somewhere you will find a link that they want you to click. If you investigate...
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